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rose-dix-and-both-her-eyebrows:

This is what happens when a room full of Australian comedians talk about the Westboro Baptist church

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harryedward:

When you feel the first cramp

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color palette, inspired by: my soul

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CLUB CAN’T EVEN HANDLE HIM RIGHT NOW

bbcr1:

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brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

  • Say “I’m pooping”
  • Knock back
  • Shriek loudly
  • Nothing
  • Say “I need an adult”
  • Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
  • Ask “Did you hear that?”
  • Cuss
  • Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
  • Make kissing noises

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ATTENTION ANYONE IN BLAKELY GEORGIA, NEAR BLAKELY, OR WITH LOVED ONES THERE.

2otaku4u:

THERE ARE TWO MEN WHO HAVE ESCAPED JAIL AND ARE TRYING TO HIDE. POLICE ARE EVERYWHERE. LOCK ALL OF YOUR DOORS, WINDOWS, AND DO NOT LET ANYONE OUTSIDE OR INSIDE. STAY ARMED, THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GUNS.
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST AND REBLOG AS FUCKING MUCH AS YOU CAN.

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